1 00:00:01,350 --> 00:00:02,350 Oh, hey, Gina. 2 00:00:05,010 --> 00:00:10,310 Glad you could join us. We were just discussing the unfair stereotype of the 3 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:11,310 cranky lesbian. 4 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:15,270 I just worked my third double shift this week. I haven't slept in today. 5 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:18,350 Well, you better get some sleep, because Ollie's got a ticket to the Knicks 6 00:00:18,350 --> 00:00:21,970 tonight. Yeah, they were a thank you from Dr. Handelman. I covered for him 7 00:00:21,970 --> 00:00:25,350 week. What, you were working extra shifts, too? No, I told his wife I went 8 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:26,009 Vegas with him. 9 00:00:26,010 --> 00:00:29,270 Good morning, my beautiful children. 10 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,000 Hi. Mom, how are you? Oh, I am great. 11 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:37,380 The co -op board finally approved my plans to renovate the kitchen. 12 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:41,780 Despite the objections of my insufferable neighbor, Mrs. Beach, that 13 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,460 been a thorn in my side for years. 14 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:48,180 Thanks to a certain light -fingered ten -year -old who shall remain nameless. 15 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,120 Oh, my God. Not this again. Look, I didn't steal Mrs. Beach's stupid -ass 16 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:55,300 globe at her stupid -ass Christmas party in stupid -ass 1982. 17 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:59,440 Of course you didn't steal the snow globe, darling. 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:04,080 So you were the last person seen with a... You're never going to believe me, 19 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,620 you? Darling, if you say you didn't take it, I believe you. 20 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,820 But if you did take it and you want to come clean... I didn't do it! I believe 21 00:01:11,820 --> 00:01:12,820 you! Good! 22 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:16,080 Look, if this is all you guys want to talk about, I've got a nap to take. 23 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:17,560 Move! 24 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,160 Oh, it's me. Excuse me. 25 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:28,740 I don't know why Mom brought that up. She knows it makes Regina so crazy. 26 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,900 Maybe she should have thought about that before she took Beth's snow globe. 27 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:33,420 We took it. 28 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:35,980 Stick to the story. 29 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,240 Just be a guilty. I don't know why we don't just tell her. If we were going to 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,340 tell her, we should have told her that day or maybe the next day, not after 25 31 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:45,740 years of her taking the heat. 32 00:01:47,380 --> 00:01:50,300 Tell her now and she'll peel off your skin and wear it like a tribal pelt. 33 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,400 Stuart, I said I'd be there at 6 o 'clock to pick up the dog and I'll be 34 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,700 Oh, he's not going to be late. I have a big night ahead of me. 35 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,359 Really? You do? 36 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:04,200 What about it? Yes, I got two huge books of tile samples to go through and a 37 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 paint color wheel. 38 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:07,800 Mom, when was the last time you went on a date? 39 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,440 I went on a date with Michael Devlin three weeks ago. I mean, for God's 40 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:12,460 I'm not the village bicycle. 41 00:02:13,980 --> 00:02:16,420 What happened with Michael? I thought you guys had a nice time. 42 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:19,980 I thought we did, too. Then he called me, and he said he did, too, and then I 43 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:20,980 never heard from him again. 44 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:24,980 Mom, he called you for the first date. He took you out. He made the follow -up 45 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,780 call. Now he's waiting on you. 46 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,200 Call him. 47 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:29,440 Doesn't that seem a little desperate? 48 00:02:29,860 --> 00:02:32,300 You're dating a paint wheel. That's desperate. 49 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:37,960 It is possible you've thrown yourself into this renovation to compensate for 50 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:39,040 something missing in your life. 51 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,420 Spare me, please. I'm just trying to redo my kitchen and stick to a schedule, 52 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,260 and if those tiles don't get laid soon, I'm going to explode. 53 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,219 Hey, guys. 54 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:07,220 Hey. Hey, Dad. 55 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:11,360 Hey, get up here, Monty. Take a load off. Dad, I think Mom's waiting upstairs 56 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,140 pick up Monty. Oh, yes, she is. 57 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,760 And are you sure you want to leave Crystal alone with Mom? 58 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:21,540 Well, it's all part of my brilliant plan to collect on Crystal's life insurance. 59 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,440 Oh, you know how tense it gets when the girls see each other at the hospital, 60 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,660 which is practically every day. 61 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,910 I just thought that if Lydia spent some time with Crystal... She would see how 62 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:34,770 lovely she is and be a little nicer, which would make everybody's life a 63 00:03:34,770 --> 00:03:37,450 easier. And by everybody, I mean me. 64 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:39,870 Coming! 65 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:46,890 Oh. Oh, hello, Crystal. I'm here to pick up Monty. Oh, he's out on a walk. 66 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:49,710 We do it. We don't let him go out alone. 67 00:03:51,570 --> 00:03:53,070 Do you want to come in first? 68 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:56,130 Oh, no, no, no. Thank you. I'll just wait out here. In the hallway? 69 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,590 Uh, thanks. I will come in. 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Sorry. 71 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:02,380 Sit down. 72 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,140 Make yourself comfortable. 73 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,460 Would you like something to drink? 74 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:12,460 Oh, no, thank you very much. I just had something. 75 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:13,920 Oh. 76 00:04:15,940 --> 00:04:17,360 What did you have? 77 00:04:20,740 --> 00:04:21,740 Water. 78 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,380 Nice. 79 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:28,520 Well, I'll just go back to... No, no, please, don't let me interrupt you. 80 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:46,260 Would you like me to give you a hand with that? Oh, thanks, yeah. 81 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,240 This is a tricky bugger. 82 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,160 Oh. 83 00:04:52,580 --> 00:04:53,900 We take the end. 84 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:55,460 Okay. 85 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,320 Move her. 86 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,640 Walk towards me. 87 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:02,020 The bottom. 88 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,180 Walk towards me. 89 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:06,200 Take the bottom. 90 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:07,940 Walk towards me. 91 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:09,120 There you go. 92 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:13,280 Were you doing your laundry over here? Oh, no, no, this is Stuart. 93 00:05:13,740 --> 00:05:17,400 Besides, if I waited for him to do it, by the time I got to the bottom, the 94 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,580 clothes would be out of style. 95 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:24,760 You know, once he had a shirt that I couldn't stand, I just overbleached it. 96 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,740 careful with that. 97 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:31,380 Why? He once had a... cowboy shirt I detested, and I purposely burned a hole 98 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:33,140 it in an iron, and he wore it for the next six years. 99 00:05:34,740 --> 00:05:39,580 Okay, so, um, what was Stuart like when you first got married? 100 00:05:40,860 --> 00:05:41,860 Helpless. 101 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:46,840 You know, I remember what, well, no, no, no, that's the sort of story you tell 102 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,960 after a glass or two of wine, and then you wish you hadn't. 103 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,960 Red or white? Red. 104 00:05:58,990 --> 00:06:00,970 He just sits there waiting for you to answer it. 105 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:02,330 Phone, dear. 106 00:06:03,950 --> 00:06:05,710 Oh, he did that to you, too. 107 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:08,050 Oh, yes, until I put my foot down. 108 00:06:08,450 --> 00:06:12,970 I said, Stuart, I am your wife, not your mother, who is the real culprit here, 109 00:06:12,990 --> 00:06:13,990 by the way. Very. 110 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:16,170 No, she totally infantilized him. 111 00:06:16,730 --> 00:06:19,090 Has he taken you to Lake George yet? No. 112 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:23,970 Oh, he will. He dragged the lot of us there for ten years running. Same hotel, 113 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:26,710 same room, same joke to the desk clerk. 114 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:28,570 Hey, George, I love you late. 115 00:06:31,670 --> 00:06:37,730 Hi, I'm so sorry I'm late. Oh, but look at you enjoying each other. Yes, we're 116 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:39,550 having a very nice chat. Absolutely. 117 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:44,210 Hello, Monty. How are you, darling? Thank you so much, Crystal. 118 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:45,410 Stuart. 119 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:52,810 Bye, Monty. Bye. What a lovely surprise, the two of you getting along so well. 120 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:57,960 Phone, dear. 121 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,000 Real? Good. 122 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:03,940 Fake. Good. 123 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:06,780 Real fake. 124 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,220 Oh, that's too easy. 125 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Hi, boys. I just wanted to come by and thank you for your advice. 126 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,360 Worked like a charm. 127 00:07:14,640 --> 00:07:15,980 Oh, glad it worked out. 128 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:17,860 Your advice to call Michael? 129 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,660 Oh, glad it worked out. 130 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,840 You know, I thought, well, why wait? So I called him, and we're having dinner at 131 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,980 Nucci's tonight, and... 132 00:07:25,370 --> 00:07:26,810 I'm pretty excited. Way to go, Mom. 133 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:28,970 Yeah. It's my first second date. 134 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:32,070 I really like this guy. You know, it's just a pity. They're coming first thing 135 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:35,670 in the morning to rip up the living room floor and... The living room? Yeah, 136 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:37,950 well, I thought, you know, doing the kitchen. Why not do the whole apartment? 137 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:39,810 Oh, excuse me. 138 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:41,030 Oh, it's Michael. 139 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:42,310 Hi, Michael. 140 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,090 Could you hold on a minute? Oh, Mom. 141 00:07:44,490 --> 00:07:45,490 About tonight. 142 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:49,600 Things move a little faster these days than they used to. Oh, Wally, please. 143 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,200 no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, it's not like your second date with Dad. 144 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,120 You know, you have to be careful. 145 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,780 I was careful on my second date with your father. 146 00:07:57,140 --> 00:07:58,140 Yet here you are. 147 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,320 That's a good one, Mom. You got me. 148 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:04,320 This is a disaster. 149 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,600 She was kidding, Ben. That never happened. 150 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:09,360 No, remember the snow globe? 151 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:10,620 The one Regina took? 152 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,880 We took it. 153 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,640 But I felt guilty, and I couldn't throw it away, so I hid it in my special 154 00:08:15,640 --> 00:08:18,220 hiding place under the floorboard in the living room. 155 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:19,860 Your special hiding place? 156 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:22,200 Yeah. You are so lame. 157 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:24,960 Wait, this is bad. 158 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,520 Yeah, because tomorrow Mom's going to find it. No, no, no, don't panic. Maybe 159 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:32,659 she'll think Regina put it there. Not when she finds it stashed with baseball 160 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:33,760 cards and a G .I. Joe. 161 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,240 She might. 162 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,320 We have to tell Regina. 163 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:40,840 No. Well, what else are we going to do? Break into Mom's apartment tonight and 164 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:41,840 rip her floor up? 165 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:45,890 every button, I'm going to snap off your little fingers and put them in the 166 00:08:45,890 --> 00:08:46,890 spokes of your bicycle. 167 00:08:47,210 --> 00:08:49,130 Oh, that finger's going first. 168 00:08:51,450 --> 00:08:54,370 Hey, Regina. Still in a chipper mood, I see. 169 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:58,150 Remember that little nap I went home to take? Well, the second my head hit the 170 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:01,190 pillow, the jackhammer started in on the water main outside, so I couldn't take 171 00:09:01,190 --> 00:09:03,750 a shower, couldn't do any laundry, which is why I'm wearing these old jeans, 172 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,390 which are riding higher than Buzz Aldrin. 173 00:09:06,890 --> 00:09:08,010 Oh, darling. 174 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:10,070 Well, I'm off. 175 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:12,870 Now, where did my purse go, Regina? 176 00:09:13,150 --> 00:09:13,869 Of course. 177 00:09:13,870 --> 00:09:16,450 Something's missing. The first person you look to is slight -fingered Regina. 178 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,609 Here, press me, Mom. 179 00:09:17,610 --> 00:09:18,610 Oh, no need. 180 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:22,950 You're looking awfully touchy for someone who didn't steal a snow globe. I 181 00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,670 didn't steal the... I said didn't. 182 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:31,590 25 years I've been putting up with that crap. Look, I know I've asked you guys 183 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:34,130 this before, but seriously, total amnesty. 184 00:09:34,350 --> 00:09:35,490 You didn't take it, did you? 185 00:09:36,070 --> 00:09:37,450 Regina. No, no. 186 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,280 How could you even think that? 187 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,420 Now I know how you feel when Mom accuses you. 188 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,440 Good, because I was lying about the amnesty. 189 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,920 I would kill you. 190 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,380 I would kill you. 191 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:56,720 All right, go take a shower, then we can grab a drink for the game. 192 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:58,940 I've got to calm down before I rip somebody's lungs out. 193 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,220 Regina? What? 194 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:05,840 We're going to meet you at the bar, because we have to go get something 195 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:14,400 Boy, it's really coming down out there. I'm glad we decided to stay in. 196 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:15,700 Yeah, me too. 197 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:20,940 You know, Lydia, I can't tell you how lovely it is to see you again. Oh, don't 198 00:10:20,940 --> 00:10:22,060 say can't. That's Twitter talk. 199 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,400 I was very happy you called me today. I didn't know if I'd hear from you. Well, 200 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,320 to be honest, I didn't know who was supposed to call who. I mean, the rules 201 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:34,380 just gotten so complicated lately, haven't they? No, you were supposed to 202 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,379 me. 203 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:38,460 Well, I better go check on the dinner. 204 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,020 I'll help you. Oh, thank you. 205 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:47,559 Would you relax? 206 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,560 She's out to dinner. 207 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:54,180 So, um, should I keep my eyes closed while you go to your secret hiding 208 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800 Come on, get the other end of this couch. It's right under here. 209 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,020 Oh, Mom. What? 210 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:07,360 I thought you had a date. I do. We decided to stay in. What are you doing 211 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:12,260 Well, we were nearby when we realized this would be our last chance to come by 212 00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,360 and see the old place before it changes. 213 00:11:14,580 --> 00:11:15,700 I'm only changing the floor. 214 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:17,420 Only the floor? 215 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:22,940 Mom, this floor is a huge part of our history. We had a lot of good times on 216 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:23,940 this guy. 217 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,620 Walking and just standing. 218 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,840 Oh, Michael, these are my sons, Ben and Oliver. 219 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,120 Ben, Oliver, good to see you. We're just leaving. 220 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:39,460 Well, if you get the chance, you guys should really take a walk outside. It's 221 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:40,620 turned into a beautiful evening. 222 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:50,640 Maybe just a nice cab ride around the... Darling, could you grab me a beer on 223 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,640 your trip in here? 224 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,620 I'm already in here. 225 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,860 My trip is complete. 226 00:11:58,140 --> 00:12:00,800 Are you just going to leave your shoes on that chair? 227 00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:04,020 Well, yeah. I mean, they've been walking around all day. I thought they deserved 228 00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:05,020 a rest. 229 00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:07,400 I guess I'll put them away. 230 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:13,760 Is anything wrong, honey? 231 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,600 Because you were very angry at my shoes. No. 232 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,720 Everything's fine. 233 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,700 I'm just going to go finish dinner. 234 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,300 Phone, dear. 235 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,880 What? Are your legs broken? 236 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:34,160 Stuart Barnes, if you think I am going to cook... 237 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,820 my mother. The point is, I am not going to infantilize you. 238 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:59,080 Lydia. What? Is that too big a word for me? No, it is not, sweetie, but it 239 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,640 doesn't sound like a thought of yours. It sounds more like Lydia. Meaning I 240 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,180 can't think for myself? 241 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:09,700 Oh, of course you can. It's just that everything was fine until she put those 242 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:14,880 thoughts in your mind. Oh, so now my head is empty? No, I didn't mean that. I 243 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,880 didn't mean that. 244 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 Wait a minute. Where are you going? 245 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,820 I don't know, but it won't be Lake George. 246 00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,520 Well, that sauce smells great. 247 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,600 I'm sure it's better than anything we could have got at that restaurant. Well, 248 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,960 don't know about that, but, you know, I certainly am glad we stayed in, just the 249 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,960 two of us. 250 00:13:33,340 --> 00:13:34,800 And whoever the hell that is. 251 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,960 Excuse me. 252 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,120 What? We felt so bad about interrupting earlier, we wanted to come back and say 253 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:45,929 we're sorry. 254 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,770 And bring you this bottle of wine. 255 00:13:48,070 --> 00:13:51,610 Why don't we just uncork it for you? I am perfectly capable of... No bother. 256 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:53,930 Hi, Mike. 257 00:13:56,070 --> 00:13:58,890 Who apologizes for interrupting by interrupting again? 258 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:03,610 We know how important this date is to you, and we wanted to make sure you have 259 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,610 the right wine. 260 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,250 Guatemalan Merlot? 261 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,870 It's the hottest wine there is. The best restaurants in New York can't even find 262 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:12,870 it. 263 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,640 Nice choice, Mom. 264 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,180 Except the last time you made it, I noticed it needed just a little salt. 265 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,180 shoot, shoot! 266 00:14:23,700 --> 00:14:28,180 The cap must have been loose. Darn it! 267 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:32,180 Is everything all right in here? No, we just ruined your dinner. Darn it, darn 268 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,180 it, darn it! 269 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:34,239 Wait a minute. 270 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,580 We have a reservation at Chez Marie in 15 minutes. 271 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,800 All right! 272 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,360 Why don't you two take it? I heard that place is great. 273 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,060 It might be the best. 274 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,360 Come on! 275 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,200 You too, enjoy. 276 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,240 Tell Marco I sent you. 277 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,780 Oh, but don't dawdle. They won't hold that table. 278 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,800 Tick -tock. 279 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,120 I'm so sorry about dinner. 280 00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,560 No, that's all right. I just hate to go out in the rain is all. I was having a 281 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,060 very nice time. Yeah, me too. Everything was going so well. 282 00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:04,860 How about I make you breakfast? 283 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,200 Maybe not that well. 284 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,140 No, I was going to make you my special French toast. 285 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,480 Special in the fact that that's the only thing I make well. 286 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900 That sounds great. 287 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,640 We're only cooking for two, right? Because your sons do pop up every once 288 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,140 while. No, no, just the two of us. 289 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,600 I'll make a big batch. 290 00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,540 Crystal. Stuart and I had a huge fight. 291 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:32,560 He wouldn't put his shoes away, and then the phone rang, and he said, phone's 292 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,960 here, and I said, what, are your legs broken? And he was like, oh, you're just 293 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,960 being... 294 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,620 that a long walk in the rain helped me sort things out. 295 00:15:57,020 --> 00:16:01,780 I just put my foot down like you said, but maybe I got too mad. 296 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,820 We never had a fight before. 297 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,300 Well, you know, you just got to go back there and talk it out. 298 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,220 I guess, but I must look a mess. 299 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,240 Oh, no, no, no. You look great. Oh. 300 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:17,780 Okay, on second thought, the bathroom is down the hall on the left. Okay. There 301 00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:18,780 you go. 302 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,759 Hey, Lydia. 303 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,830 Yes. It's a good thing you're doing your floors tomorrow. I just spilt that wine 304 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:23,830 your sons brought over. 305 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,050 Ate right through the finish. 306 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:31,090 Are you sure that was them under those umbrellas? Of course it was them. I'm 307 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,090 an idiot. 308 00:16:32,550 --> 00:16:33,990 Let's just get the damn snow globe. 309 00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,710 Why'd you keep this thing in the first place? 310 00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:37,930 Oh, it's cool. 311 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:42,370 Played a cute little Christmas song. I used to shake up the snow and pretend I 312 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,249 was inside. 313 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,890 Hurry it up or it's going to be inside you. 314 00:16:46,950 --> 00:16:49,050 Here it is. Ah, great. Let's go. 315 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,740 How dare you meddle with my relationship with Crystal? 316 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,339 Stuart, I'm not meddling in your relationship. 317 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,300 Oh, really? Then how would she get all those crazy ideas about my mother? My 318 00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,900 mother was a saint. My mother was ten times the woman you'll ever be. No fat 319 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,900 jokes. 320 00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,140 Lydia, where's your maple syrup? 321 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,140 Oh, Michael, this is my ex -husband, Stuart. 322 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,500 Michael, huh? 323 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,560 Oh, listen, I shouldn't meddle, but I have to warn you. If you're going to 324 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,480 a bed with this woman, she makes a loud hacking noise when she sleeps. 325 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:40,560 She sounds like she's shucking corn right next to you. 326 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:42,880 I'll just look in the cabinet. 327 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,480 Sir? 328 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,300 Crystal? We have an argument and you run to Lydia? 329 00:17:48,560 --> 00:17:51,580 She started it? This has nothing to do with Lydia. 330 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,860 If you're going to be mad at anybody, you should be mad at me. 331 00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:58,640 And if you're going to get mad anywhere, it should be anywhere but here. Michael 332 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,200 and I would like some privacy. 333 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,240 Yeah, I know, Mom. I reek of beer. 334 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,650 down the street waiting for Oliver and Ben, some idiot spilled a pitcher on me. 335 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,830 I need to borrow a sweater. Lydia, I'm going to have to dip into the raisin 336 00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,510 bread if I'm going to make this much French toast. 337 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:17,030 What's up? What's everybody... Oh, who cares? I haven't slept in so long, I'm 338 00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,290 not even sure you're all here right now. Trust me, they're here. 339 00:18:19,810 --> 00:18:24,570 Now, if you wouldn't mind... Crystal, I apologize for the shoes, for the phone. 340 00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,210 I should have never tried to put you two together. 341 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,590 What do you mean? 342 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:31,270 Why do you think I was so late bringing the dog home? 343 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,940 I wanted you two to spend some time together. 344 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,300 You did what? 345 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,480 One argument at a time. Okay, Lydia? 346 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:43,040 I thought if she would spend five minutes with you, she would see what I 347 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,340 A wonderfully warm, fabulous woman. 348 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,640 Oh, I apologize. 349 00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,360 How am I even going to make it to this game? I've been awake for 40 hours 350 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,360 straight. I thought you were going to change your sweater. 351 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:58,480 What? Oh, my God. 352 00:19:02,129 --> 00:19:03,129 Tell them we can't make it. 353 00:19:32,420 --> 00:19:34,920 Mrs. Beach's snow globe. Who's Mrs. Beach? 354 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,100 I don't know. I'm just looking for the syrup. 355 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,180 Okay, Mom. 356 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,440 I can't lie to you here. 357 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:45,680 We were going through Regina's stuff and we found this thing. Stop it! 358 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,820 Oliver and I stole it. I hid it under the floorboard. It's been there this 359 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:56,040 time. You mean all these years I was accusing your sister? Shame on you! 360 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:57,680 We're sorry. Really sorry. 361 00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:59,740 We're not the people you should be apologizing to. 362 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:05,700 I agree with your mother. Regina, I wouldn't blame you if... Should we wake 363 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:11,360 Well, it might be better if we let her sleep and then get it all on the table 364 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,400 when she's thinking a little more clearly. 365 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:15,360 That way we could still go to the game. 366 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,880 And then straight to the airport. 367 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,800 I'll make you a bubble bath. 368 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:21,879 Oh, no. 369 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:22,980 That's the old way. 370 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,660 From now on, you're making us. 371 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,060 A bubble bath. 372 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:35,600 So, what are we going to do with... This is your daughter, right? Yes, yes, yes, 373 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,380 yes. I think we should just let her sleep. I'm so sorry about this. 374 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,440 I wouldn't blame you if you just wanted to go home. 375 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,320 Hey, look, we still have the reservations for the restaurant, don't 376 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,640 Yes. Yes, we do. 377 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,960 Great idea. 378 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,840 Boy, that does sound like corn shucking. 379 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:55,750 It's not hereditary. 380 00:20:56,010 --> 00:20:58,330 If you ask me a question like that, you're never going to find out. 381 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,150 You see a game like that once a year. 382 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:07,910 I know, double overtime. 383 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:09,970 Awesome! 384 00:21:12,690 --> 00:21:16,230 Oh, it must be on. Oh, that's okay. I'll turn on the lamp. 385 00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:19,150 Oh, this one's out, too. 386 00:21:19,390 --> 00:21:20,390 That's weird. 387 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:24,250 Why'd you close that? I can't see. 388 00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:25,510 I didn't close it. 389 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:29,170 She's here.